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Daily Prompt: FAQ

Interview someone — a friend, another blogger, your mother, the mailman — and write a post based on their responses.

 

Dusty - The Evil Genius
Dusty – The Evil Genius

Dusty, The Cat

Dusty has been a member of my family for many years now, but I have never thought to interview him before this.  I’m certain he has an interesting take on the inner workings of this family.  Let’s see what he has to say:

Me:  Dusty, how do you like being in this family?

Dusty:  It’s crowded and your daughter never stops trying to pick me up.  What’s up with that?

Me:  She loves you and wants to hold you.  Do you not like to be petted?

Dusty:  No, I like to be petted, but on my own terms.  Can you please tell her to wait for me to get on her lap?

Me:  I’ll try, but I’m not sure she will listen.  You always purr whenever you are on her lap, so she assumes you like it.

Dusty:  I’m trying to breathe!  She holds me too tight!  Make her stop!

Me:  I’ll do my best.  So, what’s your favorite hobby?

Dusty:  I like to play with plastic bags.

Me:  Yes, I know.  You tend to do it when everyone is trying to sleep.

Dusty:  That’s the fun part.  Hehe

Me:  You are evil.

Dusty:  No, I’m a genius.  Last night when I did it your daughter decided to feed me.  I annoyed her and she rewarded me with food.  See how that works.

Me:  I really am going to have to talk to her about that.

Dusty:  Good luck.  (Dusty goes off to kick more litter onto the floor.)

He has a short attention span, so I guess that’s all I’m going to get out of him today.  I really am going to have to talk with my daughter about this…

 

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